"it" just moved
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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