But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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