i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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