so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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