hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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