More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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