Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
My life is pants optional.
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