It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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