Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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