He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
MIDGETS
????
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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