What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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