Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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