just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
