I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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