Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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