How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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