i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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