It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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