he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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