Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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