I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
There r osticjed everywhere
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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