Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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