Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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