Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What a fucking waste of an outfit
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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