dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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