rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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