The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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