I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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