Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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