i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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