How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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