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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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