We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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