people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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