so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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