everyone is single if you try hard enough
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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