i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
We had to coat check the pizza.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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