are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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