Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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