Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Never underestimate the power of titties
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