yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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