Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
