if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Terrible idea I love it
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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