i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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