I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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