batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
