I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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