We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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