So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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