at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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