I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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