he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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